15条中国人必须学的英语

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1． we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up!

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

4． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have

nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

5． You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

6． know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

7． WATCH SISTER

表妹

8． American Chinese not enough

美中不足

9． heart flower angry open

心花怒放

10． go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

11． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

12． I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

13． you have two down son。

你有两下子。

14． as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

15． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

樱子

哈哈。。。。。。。。。

这个我在哪个论坛看到过，笑死了，中国式的英语。